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Ladies and gentlemen...
The creation sensation, Piltdown Superman!
(and the crowd goes wild)

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This bad boy will take over your screen when you click it!



Here is the song, lyrics rewritten by the crew at Stormbringer Productions. Click for a much larger image. But if that won't work, the lyrics are typed below:
Piltdown Music Part One

Pop, pop, pop Piltdown
Pop, pop, pop Piltdown

Dig it!
Your hero's found

Southern Ape, Northern Ape
Big Bang pick axe
Got your wishful thinking
Grand foundation full of cracks

Fish flops on the sand
Wishes he had a hand
Fossil, docile,
Surrey hostel

Dance the PDSM
Dance the PDSM

(Why'd you write that?)
Chain of missing links
(How'd you write that?) 
Skeptics are having drinks
(Why'd you write that?)
Proof by hijinks
This whole theory stinks

New York, London, Paris Munich —
Everyone dance the Piltdown Music!

Boogie to Nebraska
Dig up a pig's tooth
Glue down Peppered Moths
Fabricated truth

Draw those embryos
Emperor still lacking clothes
Bones out of Peking
Evidence is leaking

(Why'd you write that?)
This "science" is slipshod
(How'd you write that?) 
But disbeliever is a clod
(Why'd you write that?)
Propaganda roughshod
(How'd you write that?)
Anything to remove God

Dance the PDSM
Dance the PDSM
Pop, pop, pop Piltdown
Pop, pop, pop Piltdown

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